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Our beloved (and very objective) media are all in a lather over Saddam Hussein being taunted before he performed his final rope-stretching test.

Which suggests the media’s alternative plan for the War on Terror, if they could work up the guts for it:

The Media: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Terrorists:

The Media: Now go away, or we shall taunt you a second time!

Terrorists:
[Cock weapons.]

Yeah. That’d work.

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Written by [IMH]

5 January 2007 at 11:57 am

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Our French media

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Our beloved (and very objective) media are all in a lather over Saddam Hussein being taunted before he performed his final rope-stretching test.

Which suggests the media’s alternative plan for the War on Terror, if they could work up the guts for it:

The Media: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Terrorists:

The Media: Now go away, or we shall taunt you a second time!

Terrorists:
[Cock weapons.]

Yeah. That’d work.

Written by [IMH]

5 January 2007 at 11:57 am

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