Upbeat Cynicism

what do you mean i lost my mind?

Quaking in my boots

with 5 comments

The troll saw fit to email me with more of his wisdom, insight, and reasoned opinion:

Subject: Laughing My Ass Off At You

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Delete my comments? Label ’em spam? How lame can you be? BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!

So typical of radical right bloggers to delete dissenting opinions. From Red State and their plagiaristic BoxTurtle Ben to the Little Green Raelians, that keep advertisers away from Pajamas Media.

Oh, and by the way, I’ve gotten links from both Pajamas Media and the InstaParrot in the last 6 months. And if that amount of hits is what I’m supposed to be begging for, I’m going to keep laughing my ass of at the radical right bloggers as incredibly lame liars.

Tom

Our little troll isn’t very smart, alas, and doesn’t understand that carpet-bombing inactive posts is a typical spammer tactic, one which is filtered automatically by the better spam plugins, like SpamKarma 2As if I’ve been online anywhere near enough to lurk about waiting for him to stop by and comment just so I can delete him. Anyhow, here’s the SK2 logs as evidence, should anyone care:

Comment 39096:

-22.99

0.13: Comment has no URL in content (but one author URL)
1.5: Valid Javascript payload.
0.38: Encrypted payload valid: IP matching.
-18: Commenter granularity (based on IP): 0 old comment(s) (karma avg: 0.000000), 4 recent comment(s) (karma avg: -7.900000).
-5: Entry posted 5 months, 3 weeks ago. 0 comments in the past 15 days. Current Karma: -15.
-2: Severity settings adjustment.

Comment 39095:

-20.49

0.13: Comment has no URL in content (but one author URL)
1.5: Valid Javascript payload.
0.38: Encrypted payload valid: IP matching.
-8: Commenter granularity (based on IP): 0 old comment(s) (karma avg: 0.000000), 3 recent comment(s) (karma avg: -2.700000).
-3.5: Entry posted 5 months, 3 weeks ago. 0 comments in the past 15 days. Current Karma: -5.
-2: Severity settings adjustment.
-9: Retro-spanking triggered by comment ID: 39096

Comment 39094:

-21.13

0.13: Comment has no URL in content (but one author URL)
1.5: Valid Javascript payload.
0.38: Encrypted payload valid: IP matching.
-6: Commenter granularity (based on IP): 0 old comment(s) (karma avg: 0.000000), 2 recent comment(s) (karma avg: 0.010000).
-2.14: Entry posted 5 months, 3 weeks ago. 1 comments in the past 15 days. Current Karma: -3.
-2: Severity settings adjustment.
-4: Retro-spanking triggered by comment ID: 39095
-9: Retro-spanking triggered by comment ID: 39096

Comment 39093:

-12.99

0.13: Comment has no URL in content (but one author URL)
1.5: Valid Javascript payload.
0.38: Encrypted payload valid: IP matching.
-2: Severity settings adjustment.
-4: Retro-spanking triggered by comment ID: 39095
-9: Retro-spanking triggered by comment ID: 39096

Comment 39092:

-12.99

0.13: Comment has no URL in content (but one author URL)
1.5: Valid Javascript payload.
0.38: Encrypted payload valid: IP matching.
-2: Severity settings adjustment.
-4: Retro-spanking triggered by comment ID: 39095
-9: Retro-spanking triggered by comment ID: 39096

. He also has trouble distinguishing between “moderated”, “filtered”, and “deleted”, unless this is how “deleted comments” are defined in NewSpeak.

But, you know, I trembled when I recovered those comments.

Because, they’re like, so true and stuff.

Sooner or later, he’s actually going to be correct about something relating to me. The law of averages demands it.

UPDATE: Ooh, looky, he went and wrote a whole post about little ol’ me. Tommyboy? I’ll blog about whatever I please. See if you can grasp this concept:

It’s. My. Blog.

Not yours.

I don’t answer to you, here or anywhere else.

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Written by [IMH]

29 March 2006 at 7:16 pm

Posted in Blogosphere

5 Responses

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  1. And you and your friends might be right one of these days with your conspiracy theories about the MSM keeping ya down and terra-ists, who really aren’t. Or about middle aged balding Chinese guys. Or about the Chinese concept of “face”. or…

    And bizarre spam filter that retroactively deletes comments based upon some future calculus. And even stranger is that your spam filter says all of these comments have an author url and most of mine didn’t as I tried to figure out what was setting off your filter.

    But, it is your blog, so I guess you can fake your own evidence to back up your point as well.

    Tom - Daai Tou Laam

    29 March 2006 at 11:28 pm

  2. And you and your friends might be right one of these days with your conspiracy theories about the MSM keeping ya down and terra-ists, who really aren’t. Or about middle aged balding Chinese guys. Or about the Chinese concept of “face”. or…

    And bizarre spam filter that retroactively deletes comments based upon some future calculus. And even stranger is that your spam filter says all of these comments have an author url and most of mine didn’t as I tried to figure out what was setting off your filter.

    But, it is your blog, so I guess you can fake your own evidence to back up your point as well.

    Tom - Daai Tou Laam

    29 March 2006 at 11:28 pm

  3. Like what Ian said, he doesn’t have to prove anything. Who are YOU anyway?

    Nobody

    30 March 2006 at 10:47 pm

  4. Tom, I really love that you dismiss me as a conspiracy theorist and then turn right around and accuse me of faking evidence. It’s absolutely precious. 😀

    Ian

    31 March 2006 at 12:09 am

  5. Tom, I really love that you dismiss me as a conspiracy theorist and then turn right around and accuse me of faking evidence. It’s absolutely precious. 😀

    Ian

    31 March 2006 at 12:09 am


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