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Have you ever had diplomatic relations with a woman?

— Ernest Vajda & Samson Raphaelson, The Merry Widow (1934)

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Written by [IMH]

7 February 2006 at 11:59 pm

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  1. Asked “What’s the difference between a diplomat and a lady?” the reply came:

    If a diplomat says, “yes,” he means “Maybe.”
    If a diplomat says, “Maybe,” he means “No.”
    If a diplomat says, “No,” he’s no diplomat.

    But on the other hand,

    If a lady says, “No,” she means “Maybe.”
    If a lady says, “Maybe,” she means “Yes.”
    If a lady says, “Yes,” she’s no lady.

    Matt

    8 February 2006 at 8:03 pm


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