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He asks me to walk in a straight line, so I do, then he asks me “You call that a straight line?”.

You know how you can never think of a clever comeback until weeks later? Well, I wish I had said, I wish I had said…. “yes”.

But I was nervous and the only thing I could think of was “Well Officer Pythagoras, the closest you’ll ever come to a straight line is if you make an electroencephalagram of your own brain-waves!”

— Emo Philips

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Written by [IMH]

31 January 2006 at 11:59 pm

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