Quote of the day
Scrooge: What about you, Crass? I suppose you have the usual ads showing Santa with your cigarettes sticking out of his bag?
Crass: Better than that — this year we have him smoking one. Got Santa a little more rugged, too. Both sleeves rolled up, and a tattoo on each arm. One of them says “Merry Christmas”.
Scrooge: What does the other one say?
Crass: “Less tars”.
Beat.
Scrooge: Great stuff!
— Stan Freberg, “Green Chri$tma$” (Which I love despite its anti-capitalist mentality)
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